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I like eggs.

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

cyberxbabe:

babeobaggins:

what in the fuck is wrong with y’all

someone please help the children

Let me tell you i did a whole year of video production digital media last year and his editing skills are better than mine