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Anonymous asked: What terrorist country are you from?

the-hero-of-ages:

The United States of America

tentalones:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

fyi the action starts around 1:35

vinebox:

Tribal call in Chipotle

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

Someone on Miiverse was having a drawing contest where the guideline was to draw any Smash character you liked in a bikini. Naturally, I couldn’t pass up on the opportunity.

pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

niggaimdeadass:

wingedelf:

sissywalk:

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

miki omfg